Quote of the day. I wanted to start this sooner, but just didn’t remember to do it. At any rate, the quote of the day will either be funny, or stupidity at its finest. Probably both. Today, it’s humorous because of stupidity. Man, did I connect those dots, or what?
I got from one of the first things I read this morning.
“Also sermons on moral equivalence from John Kerry are “illuminating” and farting loudly in elevators is “making new friends”.”
This is where I got it:
Irrelevant Senator Defends Iran’s Right to Enrich Uranium
It’s odd, the reflexive argument about nuclear energy from Democrats. We sure as hell can’t have it here, but goddamnit, we have no business telling oil-rich Iran they can’t make them some nuclear power plants or weapons or whatever the hell they want to do.
Wow. I stand corrected. There’s at least two, probably more quotes that just tickle my funny bone. It’s easily tickled, but I have to put it out there in the name of full disclosure and all.
“And also because Contessa Brewer is a cheap, sore-riddled nasty bit of gutterscrunge who’ll rent you her mouth for the change in your pocket. A tawdry wallow-trollop oozing with syphilitic fester who raises her filthy skirts at the scent of crack-smoke. A disease-dripping pincushion, the media’s vile mattress of last resort, a pathogen in garish vinyl high heels, a loose-toothed croup-breathed nightcrawler reeking of bathtub gin and the genetic stink of human desperation.”
MSNBC anchorbint insists that it’s no big deal to call a woman “slutty” because, she suddenly claims, she has also been called that, and yet survived the ordeal.
Well, for one thing, one’s survival in such situations is hardly in doubt. That doesn’t really establish the proposition she’s hinting at, that is, that it’s not a big deal and perfectly fair.
For the next thing: When Ziegler asks if she’d been called a slut by Letterman, she allows that she hasn’t, but that it was “public.”
And here’s where I got this one. Ace was on a roll today. I could have thrown a few more in here.
Truth, Lies and In Between 