A little funny for your Thursday…
I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few drinks….
I noticed two large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents so I asked, “Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?”
One of them chirped: “It’s WALES you friggin’ idiot!”
So, I immediately apologized and said, “Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?”
Then the lights went out….
Truth, Lies and In Between 
What is really funny is that the story was true…it really happened to you on Saturday night.
I’m not admitting to anything.
I may incriminate myself. 5th Amendment and all.
sssshhhhhhhh….Obama will take that away from us, too.